at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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