Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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