awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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