Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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