If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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