Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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