you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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