We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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