You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
