just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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