my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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