i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
sex in a hospital.. check
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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