You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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