Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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