He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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