Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She's the barista slut.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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