I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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