She's JV to your varsity
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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