ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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