we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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