I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize