wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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