sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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