im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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