he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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