i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Randomize
