I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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