Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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