her vagine was all disorganized.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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