Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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