Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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