i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
never play flip cup with pint glasses
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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