Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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