He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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