i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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