I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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