Banned from zoo.
Again?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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