hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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