I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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