PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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