So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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