he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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