Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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