So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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