Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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