Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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