I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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