i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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