I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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