no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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