We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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