they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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