Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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