I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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