we have pet lesbian snakes
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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