What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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