I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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