hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
this will be a night to untag.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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