I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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